Life is too short to live ordinary days; I would know, seeing as I’m the most interesting dog in the world. As the most interesting dog in the world, I live a life of luxury and sophistication.
Sure, some humans live relatively amusing lives. However, they don’t compare to mine. Don’t believe me? Check out these twenty reasons proving why I’m the most interesting dog in the world.
From world travel to using chopsticks, I possess a specific set of skills that put me ahead of the pack.
I tend to sit back, relax, and look at life with bright eyes. Most dogs allow themselves to get so caught up in their own lives. Me? I like to observe others.
I know how to have fun. I also know how to use chopsticks. Lo mein tastes so much better with chopsticks.
I live life to its fullest, and the tequila in this margarita might have something to do with that.
I’m not afraid to live life on the wild side. Not the kind of wild that involves jumping in this pool, though. That would ruin my shirt.
Traveling allows me to see the world, which in turn helps convince me that I am, in fact, the most interesting dog in the world.
I’m one cool dude. I mean look at me.
I am not a hot dog, but maybe I’m one hot dog. See the difference?
I’m totally a hipster. Just throw me some Starbucks, a pleather jacket, and jeans that don’t fit me.
I surround myself with awesome people. And by people, I mean dogs of course. Oh, but people too.
I’m a fantastic cuddler. Can’t you tell?
My owner can’t fathom that I am the most interesting dog in the world, not the most moronic. I’m clearly NOT a banana.
Ladies love me.
I enjoy the great outdoors. Sometimes it’s important to just go outside and take a big whiff. Be sure to mark your territory, though; let them know you’ve been there.
I ponder life’s greater questions, like how does that sound make its way into my squeaky toy?
I’m worldly. Not only am I well-traveled, but make sure my traveling is eccentric.
I never lose sight of my inner child. He comes out every now and then, especially whenever I see a swingset.
I don’t have time for people’s drama.
I prioritize my friends over everything. Truly, the most interesting dog in the world needs to appreciate his pack.
Sometimes you need a shoulder to rely on. Or in this case, an arm to carry you on. It’s tiresome walking around everywhere.
I’m just adorable. I mean, look at me. The most interesting dog in the world has to have this cute baby face.